Funny Quotes / Friends

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.