Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A true friend stabs you in the front.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.