Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.