Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

All the best people are crazy.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!