Funny Quotes / Friends

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Our craziness made us best friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.