Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Our craziness made us best friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.