Funny Quotes / Friends

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.