शुभ दिवाली पर हर ओर फैले आनंद, मन में जागे प्रेम और सद्भाव का छंद। दिव्य आशीषों से भरा हो आपका हर पल, समृद्धि, शांति और खुशियों का निर्मल जल।
Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
Our craziness made us best friends.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!