Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.