Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friendship is the key to everything

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.