Funny Quotes / Friends

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.