Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.