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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Our craziness made us best friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

All the best people are crazy.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.