Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends are our chosen family.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.