Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends are our chosen family.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.