Funny Quotes / Friends

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends are our chosen family.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.