Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends are our chosen family.