Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is the key to everything

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.