Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends are our chosen family.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.