Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.