Funny Quotes / Friends

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।