Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.