Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.