Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

All the best people are crazy.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is being equally annoying.