Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.