Funny Quotes / Friends

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।