Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।