Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends are our chosen family.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is the key to everything

All the best people are crazy.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।