Funny Quotes / Friends

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.