Funny Quotes / Friends

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends are our chosen family.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.