Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.