Funny Quotes / Friends

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

All the best people are crazy.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Our craziness made us best friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।