Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.