Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.