Funny Quotes / Friends

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.