Funny Quotes / Friends

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is the key to everything

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.