Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.