Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.