Funny Quotes / Friends

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

All the best people are crazy.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.