Funny Quotes / Friends

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

All the best people are crazy.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.