Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.