Funny Quotes / Friends

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.