Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is the key to everything

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.