Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friendship is the key to everything

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.