Funny Quotes / Friends

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.