Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Our craziness made us best friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.