Funny Quotes / Friends

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.