Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Our craziness made us best friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।