Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is being equally annoying.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

All the best people are crazy.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।