Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.